Emily Howard (rubbish transvestite)

Viv and Trixie love the lovely Emily Howard

Future Viv and Trixie

Happy, long-haired and on a beach somewhere with no finals or school work to think about.

Viv and Trixie's opinion on most days.

Model T cars, Toddlers, Spaceships, and Jars of Beer

wonders.

Happy as a clam...

Cherry Blossom Girls

Strawberries and handmade hippy flower crowns= This Life, This Place.

Also, the movie Critters is quite possibly the most heart-wrenching, jaw-dropping cinematic experience ever. Check it out.

Addendum

Trixie: Not to mention the awkward collar fixing of Trixie's dress and chair-scooting-enthusiasm-about-an- unimportant-encounter in an effort to make conversation of Octopus McHugtight.

also, Haldir.  From our other dance class.  He's gotten a perm since then.

Chapter 17.3: Maybe the Mean is the new Hot?

Viv:   We tried. We really did. Maybe. Well, we're still working on it (it's only been a couple of days, really).  If you could just see, SEE, Spazzy McBoots do the prytup. Or hear Giggles' uncontrollable girlie-giggles. Or behold the being that is The Ghoul. Perhaps then you would understand. But maybe not. Rowan (name changed) has seen a small sample...

                 Us: Our teacher, The Bird, loves us. Wait and see.    *enter, The Bird*

                 Rowan: She does look like a bird!

         But for all of our nicknaming and nonverbal-secret-telepathic-look-thoughts, Viv and Trixie have developed a fan following! Today, not once, but TWICE were one or both of us been tracked down by fellow holubchuk-ers.

Event #1:  Trix and Viv have just triumphed in the dance exam. They exit the Village, walking swiftly like panthers through the crowded hallway (HALLWAY, Trix, not Vendor's Market or Diagon Alley. Although...), when they are met by Not-Really-Classmate, who proceeds to give them nearly endless complements until they are able to awkwardly avoid leaving through the same door to escape into the sunlight. End Scene.

Event #2: Viv has had a heartbreaking, yet enjoyable time listening to a heavenly chorus of cherubim  (tragically not with Trixie, due to Ham). She dashes off like a hyphen to a lecture about neanderthals, when she is chased down by The Enthusiast (Rowan, witness: "He RAN after you."), who proceeds to eagerly spread more complements like a thick layer of orange marmalade on toast, until forced to take the left fork while she took the right. End Scene.

         This is not to say that we will not continue the OKAY quest. Viv personally thinks these events have to do with the fact that we both wore dresses today. Trixie thinks it's also because of her fantastic ginger mane (about which N-R-C also mentioned).

Chapter 17: in which Viv and Trixie try to be kinder

Viv:     I am guilty. Guilty of making fun of poor, innocent losers. I mean, people. There I go again, woops. Trixie and I are especially good (bad) at it in the company of one another. We don't maliciously go up to The Ghoul and say, "You look like a marionette when you dance. And what is up with the one pointed finger?"  Or to Sasquatch, "What is going ON with your teeth? I don't understand."  We haven't even told Jigglypuff that she is the softest person in the WORLD (soft like memory foam) and we don't believe she has any muscle tissue (we're still deciding on bones. Maybe just cartilage), or that we don't think The Looker is even from Ireland (STOP the LIES, and WHO are you looking at?). I could go on all day!...and that's the problem.

So, Trixie and I have decided to mend our ways, or at least have a good laugh trying. No, but really. Let Operation Kindness to All of You losers begin! OKAY!

This picture was entitled "RAOK #13 Be Darth Vader for someone"    sweet mustache.

*NOTE: all names have been changed, but mostly because Trixie and Viv don't know anyone's real names.

oh SWINTON!

You are a GEM.  Or possibly POSSESSED.

My Favorite Poster and/or Why Didn't I Think Of This

Join Our World!

(I said that one time when accidentally combining "join the club" and "welcome to my world")

NOTE: this post WAS written on the 13th, but due to a spelling error, we posted it now. Just pretend on this one...

 Today. Today is a day of wonder. Today is a day of wonder and excitement. Do you want to know why? Because it is Friday the 13th, and that, my dear friends, is always a magical day.

Because earthcalendar.net informs us that there are NO holidays in the world today, Viv and Trixie officially declare February 13th to be Villaintine's Day! Hooray for Villains of all shapes and ages. Way to be horrible.

Viv's favorite villian: the Ringwraiths from LOTR or Judge Frollo from the Hunchback of Notre Dame. Actually, she hates him a little too much, so...The T-Rex from Jurassic Park  

Trixie's favorite villian:Ursula from the Little Mermaid, OR Bill the Butcher from Gangs of NY!

Enjoy being a Villainous Villain/Villainess for approximately 11 hours and 20 minutes more (then you have to be wicked sweet tomorrow for Valentine's, apparently)